

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
English, why.
We have to be different don’t we -_-
Our language just makes no fucking sense.
Portuguese (Brazil): ABACAXI
whice is worse?
LOL read it as “AnAss” . . . .____.
BUT WHAT KIND OF NAME IS “ANANAS”!? This isn’t no banana bullshiet!