May 2012
snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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"Fictional characters are better than real people...
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last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
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vvrists: you know when someone makes kinda of like a mean joke about you and like obviously they’re kidding around but you know it’s true and then you just feel like shit for a really really really long time yeah
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sabrinamarceline: i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back
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olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
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coepi: things i am scared of doing:  ordering food in a restaurant  walking down a busy high street on my own  talking to people on the phone  eating in front of people  asking for help in a shop  meeting new people  being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know  the future looks bright for me 
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Listen
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wholove: special place in hell for those who answer polite asks with ‘google/google is your best friend’ oh you witty fucker like sorry did we trouble you seeing as you have an ask box we just assumed you’d be open to QUESTIONS how silly of us
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
May 28th
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niallismyleprechaun asked: holy crap we never talk anymore! Do you even remember me hehe
May 27th
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tecnoperverso replied to your post:   ñiki ñiki
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brittanypiierce asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out ~
May 27th
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me: impersonate me in my ask?
messages: 0
me: how does my blog look?
messages: 0
me: send me something and I'll rate your blog
messages: 1892375823578878235
me: oh i see how it is
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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harrytyles: there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird
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noctos: to any of my followers that find me intimidating: I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 
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2boys1cup: the only thing i can turn on is my computer
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❒Single ❒Taken ✔Attending a wedding in purgatory
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ice-creamcastle replied to your post: ice-creamcastle replied to your post:   I love… sssssigh i miss you too!
May 27th
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au-palais replied to your post i still am convinced that they got it on.
May 27th
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If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first 
May 26th
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ice-creamcastle replied to your post:   I love yoooooooou I LOVE YOU TOO <333
May 26th
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ttorikay replied to your post:   own, eu lembro de quando você era dameron-addicted. akjsnhikjf amo o seu tumblr desde aquela época! :3 meu blog era beeeeeeem diferente, eu estava aprendendo a fazer gif, era tenso.. kjabfvjabdfkvbadkfvafd obrigada amor, meesmo.. você é uma guerreira por me seguir desde aquela época <333 
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: tudo bem?
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Anonymous asked: oi
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Put a symbol in my ask - the "wtf are these...
ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
*: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
愛: Are you currently dating?
@: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
♂: Tell me something that turns you off.
≋: Post a picture of yourself.
⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
હ: Are you still a virgin?
➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
(._.): Do you think you are an awkward person?
싫: Any piercings?
ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
May 26th
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thebleeclub: liams-paynties: zayns-boner: thebleeclub: hey america you might have your liberty and freedom and eagles and shit but we have eurovision who needs Eurovision when you can have eaglevision who needs eurovision when we have one direction one direction are from europe.
May 26th
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